Waste everyone's time, including your own, with this instantly unconvincing Fake Oyster Card sticker kit. Stick it over your real Oyster card so it looks like a fake Oyster card, even though it still works like a real Oyster card. There you have it. Why would you do this? Don't ask me. You bought it. From here remember: https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/fake-oyster-card-sticker-kit
I started a new auction on eBay, this time for the lovely above medal. From the description:
You are in the running to be the winner of this fantastic "eBay Auction Winner" Medal which will be awarded only to the winner of this eBay auction.
Show off your online prowess to friends and acquaintances with this luxurious hand painted disc. Wear it alongside other items you won with grit and tenacity on the online auction site or have it mounted in your hallway inside a teak case (also available on eBay).
This is the only award of its kind. Great for the man or woman who has everything, or those who simply like the thrill of defeating others in order to feel the barely noticeable weight of glory around their neck.
As a seasoned eBay competitor, you know this game won't be easy. It will take guile and wit, a quick clicking finger and a bank balance as deep as your determination. So roll up your sleeves and prepare to fight to the very last second to secure this medal as rightfully yours. In the ruthless world of eBay there is no room for second place.*
*Except in the case of 'second-chance offers'
Previously: Genuine Olympic Flame Auction on eBay
Here comes Mr. Time with a special birthday message about the inevitability of death and the impossibility of permanence!
Celebrate the steady march of entropy with this easily disposable card made from the mashed wood pulp of once living trees. Look forward with a smile to the obliteration that awaits us all and everything we have ever known.
I made these Weegie Boards for contacting dead weegies for the Mystic Mark shop I run with Mark Tolson. In case you’re not familiar with the term, a weegie is a type of Glaswegian. The type that asks you what the fuck you’re looking at and always wants 18p for the bus.