- Dec 5, 2025
After much research and development I have finally made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while carrying one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Have every whim affirmed with up to 20 of the most popular ChatGPT responses. Smooth your brain into a frictionless hypermind capable of instant regurgitation via a corporate flattery and theft engine.
They're 40 quid, and you can order one here. I have a limited pre-Xmas supply with more arriving the first week of January, so I've added an option where I'll throw in some free stickers and a badge if you can wait for your order until after Xmas.
They also feature these new FAKE hologram stickers which I've been dying to make for years. I'm really happy with how they turned out. If you'd like a genuine FAKE hologram sticker by itself I've made a listing for them too.
- Sep 11, 2025
Apartheid Apartments comes to Middlesbrough this month with a new location opening at 18 Newport Crescent, (Captain Cook Square) Middlesbrough, TS1 5UA from the 26th Sept - 4th Oct 2025 (Private view 25th Sept).
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- Aug 28, 2025
A hostile architecture bird house I made for Shangri-La, Glastonbury this year.
I'm making an edition of these available in my shop.
I also made this Neon Bug Hotel
