Carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket, all while saving water and electricity, with this new offline version of ChatGPT.
 
Have every whim affirmed with up to 20 of the most popular ChatGPT responses. Smooth your brain into a frictionless hypermind capable of instant regurgitation via corporate software.
 
NOTE: Due to limited stock anyone who doesn't need their order until after Xmas can select that option to get a free Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives badge and a few stickers, including a new anti-AI sticker I'm working on.