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THATCHERISM MEETS SOCIAL HOUSING

A three-dimensional poster I made as part of a series of three dioramas on display at the Museum of Homelessness show CRIMINAL, which runs until the end of October. The streets are in reverse perspective. The show also features work…
WALLY TABLE FOOTBALL

Wally Table Football (2026)
GRENFELL – MUSEUM OF HOMELESSNESS

A three-dimensional poster I made as part of a series of three dioramas on display at the Museum of Homelessness show CRIMINAL, which runs until the end of October. My other work in the show can be seen below. The…
YES LOITERING

A sign I made for the new show at Museum of Homelessness, CRIMINAL, which runs until the end of October 2026. The sign also featured in The Guardian’s review of the show.
CHATGPT MAGIC-8 BALL

After much research and development I have finally made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while carrying one of the world’s most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket. Have every whim affirmed with up to 20 of the most popular ChatGPT responses. Smooth your brain into a frictionless hypermind capable of instant regurgitation via a corporate flattery and theft engine.
ANTI-BIRD BIRD HOUSE

A hostile architecture bird house I made for Shangri-La, Glastonbury this year. I’m making an edition of these available in my shop. I also made this Neon Bug Hotel
LIES BOX

While attempting to clear out my studio I found a few left over art boxes from the Werbepause subvertising exhibition I co-curated in Berlin in 2022. The NUKE box, below, has been on my website shop before, a limited edition of 70. But there were substantially fewer LIES boxes, only enough for an edition of 12 so to make it fair I’m only offering them for sale from 18:00 today. One per person! Order here.
SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?

“And even if climate change happens, and all the low-lying areas around the coast are underwater, don’t you think those people would just sell their house and move?” – Ben Shapiro (Conservative Intellectual) Inspired by the Hbomberguy video on Climate Denial, in particular this bit: Watch the full video here:
BANG! AND THE WORLD IS GONE!

I got some of these NUKE boxes left over from the Werbepause group subvertising exhibition in Berlin this summer so decided to do a limited edition signed run of them in my shop. Limited to 70 boxes. Order here. Also available as a print of you prefer 2D.
OCCUPATION

Football is incredibly popular in Palestine but the occupation makes it difficult to flourish. The Palestine national team faces restrictions on travel and dozens of its most promising players have been frequently imprisoned, injured, permanently disabled, and killed after attacks and raids by Israeli forces. In 2014 two young national team players Jawhar Nasser and Adam Halabiya were shot repeatedly in the feet and legs near an Israeli checkpoint in occupied Palestine. Palestinian football stadiums and fields have been bombed by Israeli forces and sections of the separation wall were built down the middle of the pitch at Abu Dis campus of Al-Quds University.
HELL BUS AT SHELL HQ

I brought the Hell Bus down to Shell HQ today with Joe Lycett. Parked it outside for almost an hour while the staff inside went into a self-imposed lockdown. The bus was being filmed for a new documentary Joe is making about Shell’s greenwashing PR, which will be out later this month. More details when I have them! The bus will be going to Glasgow for COP26 at the end of the month, and the exhibition inside is still under construction. I’m posting regular updates of my DIY nightmares over on my Instagram story.
ART THE ARMS FAIR

My neon ‘BOMBS’ sign in the window of the @artthearmsfair exhibition which opened today, alongside a photograph of a genuine free gift given out to arms fair delegates at DSEI, collected by the artist and undercover arms fair attendee @jill_gibbon. The exhibition is at 50 Brook St, London W1K 5DR. Open 11-16th Sept 12pm-8pm, and on the 15th &17th Sept 12pm-5:30pm
COMMEMORATIVE COIN

I made a commemorative coin. Available in my shop.
POLICE PROTEST SIGN

My sign at the #KillTheBill May Day protest in London (Photo by Joe Kibria). ‘Blue bib’ cops at protests are there to gather intelligence on protesters which the police then use against protest movements. The Police monitoring organisation Netpol found evidence from FOI requests that ‘Police Liaison Officers’ at protests are trained in intelligence gathering, and information they acquired through friendly chats at protests has been later used in prosecutions against peaceful protesters. The nationwide protests were about the dystopian police powers in the new Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Bill currently being pushed by the government. It would outlaw any protest which caused ‘serious annoyance’, i.e every protest worth its salt, would expand attacks on Gypsy, Roma and Traveller communities and increase already misused stop and search powers. Photo: Lucy Brisbane This photo looks like we’re talking but I was just waiting for him to finish asking his question before I tapped the sign again. (Photo by: Yushy)
FLAG SHAGGING

Not really my type of thing but I try not to kink shame people who are into flags. Stay safe out there! UPDATE: 28/08/24:
2021 INTO THE THUNDERDOME

Brexit scale-model project I was mucking about with during lockdown this year, inspired by the apocalyptic diy tabletop game Gaslands. More photos below. PHOTOS SERCO ORBITAL WASTE DISPOSAL
2020

Last day in the studio before xmas so made this. Backdrop painting is borrowed off the internet, and the gravestone I carved into is a scale model originally made by Emma Rose-Dade for our Action Man: Battlefield Casualties films.
BREXIT WOUNDS

I found this little Greek goddess in a charity shop and turned it into an updated statue of Britannia.
GRASS

Outside Lewisham police station, London.
REAL FAKE OYSTER

REPOST: I made these Fake Oyster Card stickers to put over your real Oyster card so it looks fake but still works. It’s a massive waste of everyone’s time, including yours, and you can get it in the shop. #Daft
EMPIRE AIR @ INSIDE INTEL

I’m exhibiting work from my Empire Air installation at CIJ Logan Symposium Exhibition: Inside Intel this week, part of the Centre for Investigative Journalism (CIJ)’s ‘Conspiracy’ symposium, an international event on subterfuge, propaganda & power. Symposium details: https://tcij.org/conspiracy Exhibition open 16th-20th Oct, free entry, at the St James Hatcham building, Goldsmiths.
I MADE A HORRID LITTLE NEWSPAPER

As the final part of my artist residency with RRUNews in Liverpool, I’ve hand-drawn a fun/fear-sized version of the Daily Mail and I’m going to be giving these out for free in Liverpool city centre tomorrow (Thursday) and Friday from these locations: THURSDAY 10:30am-12:30pm St Johns’s Shopping Centre 1:30pm-3:30pm Outside News From Nowhere FRIDAY10:30am-12:30pm Lord Street 1:30pm-3:30pm Bluecoat Courtyard, Ropewalks Square Depending on how many I give out I’m also going to look into making the paper available after generally or getting it reprinted. You can read the full thing online here. #DailyMail #News #NuclearWar
DISCARD AFTER SINGLE-USE

Here’s a surfboard I painted for Project 0‘s art auction to raise money for mangrove restoration in the Caribbean. You can bid here. Unfortunately I had to pull out of the launch exhibition for the auction as I only found out last minute the show was sponsored by Sky TV. I’m against all attempts at corporate greenwashing because it promotes the idea that consuming one brand over another can save the planet and that corporations care about these issues when they don’t. But its the involvement of Sky in particular which is really galling as the company is part-owned (and soon to be fully-owned) by Rupert Murdoch, who uses his TV channels and newspapers to push climate-change denial and anti-renewable energy propaganda worldwide.
KREUZPFLICHT
READ MOREKREUZPFLICHTFINLAND

The Action Man: Battlefield Casualties toys and film (as well as my Thomas the Tank and Blood Soakers toys) are part of an exhibition in Finland at Vantaan taidemuseo Artsi about childhood, war and peace, open now. Thomas the Tank Blood Soakers #ActionMan
GOLF CART ONE

A hardly-working Commander in Chief needs a suitable vehicle for long-range bombardment of the battlefield and the golf course. I used a 1/12 scale model of a golf cart and scratch-built all the guns from styrene and metal tubes, but the top of the nuke is from a novelty lighter.
ART THE ARMS FAIR

I’ve new work in The Opening Night of Art the Arms Fair group show on Monday. Cassetteboy is playing too. Tickets are available from artthearmsfair.com or the event page above. All proceeds go to Campaign Against Arms Trade . This Thomas the Tank sculpture will be on sale as well as a bunch of prints, comics & postcards to raise enough money to really #stopDSEI next time. We’ve also just heard that some stands setting up at the DSEI arms fair are up to 4 days behind schedule thanks to the actions of everyone who have been helping Stop The Arms Fair. Anyone who has put on any kind of exhibition before knows that being even one day behind schedule is a nightmare. I’m so happy.
EMISSIONS REDUCTION TECHNOLOGY

One of the displays at my Shell Climate Solutions Roadshow at Shangri-La, Glastonbury 2017. I have some nicely screenprinted ‘Hell’ t-shirts from the show left if you’d like one. click here.
BLOOD SOAKERS

Super-soaker filled with fake blood for distressingly realistic fun-like war-action.“Have you got the guts?” Get the A3 poster here. Also available as a postcard. Boxed toy also available for sale, limited edition of 10. Message for details. #Toys #BeTheMeat #Army
THOMAS THE TANK

If you’re able and/or interested in funding the creation of this short film please get in touch and I can provide more details.
SHERBET PIPE
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I’m getting into the Yuletide child-tat frenzy market. Original artwork available to buy here. Also available as a postcard and sticker. IN THE BATTLE BETWEEN THE COLLECTOMATIC TOYBOTS® AND THE SNAPPABLE OBJECTOTRONS® THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER… Poster Poster for sale here – £10.
MULTICOLOURED BITS OF PLASTIC
READ MOREMULTICOLOURED BITS OF PLASTICTWO YEARS AGO…

I’ve been really busy lately working on a new project, sunning myself in Ireland and supporting an attempted coup in Scotland so haven’t had much time to produce much for the blog of late. I thought I’d repost something I made two years ago instead. Normal service will be resumed shortly.
