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NEW SHOP BITS

Some new bits I’ve added to my shop over the last few months. Available to order here.
ANNUAL ZINE BINDER

I’ve made these custom Wirex binders to collect around 10+ years worth of my annual Patreon subscriber zine. The outside cover is 3D and can viewed with the included 3D glasses you’ll find in a plastic pouch on the back inside cover, which can also hold stickers and other small bits. Each binder is signed and numbered.
THE SLOP REVOLUTION

These are the anti-AI slop pin-badges I’ll be sending out with all the chatGPT Magic 8 Ball pre-orders very soon. Patches and stickers are on the way too. If you’d like a badge by itself I’ve also made them available in my shop. And if you’re an artist or musician and want to protect your work against tech-bros ripping you off I recommend putting your work through anti-AI software before posting it online.
CHATGPT MAGIC-8 BALL

After much research and development I have finally made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while carrying one of the world’s most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket. Have every whim affirmed with up to 20 of the most popular ChatGPT responses. Smooth your brain into a frictionless hypermind capable of instant regurgitation via a corporate flattery and theft engine.
NIGER DELTA

I’m currently in the Niger Delta and I have almost 2000 of these bumper stickers to give away for free out here. The 30th anniversary of the execution of the Ogoni Nine is on the 10th November and I’m currently working with local activists and filming a longer documentary about the almost incomprehensible destruction, murder and torture that Shell has brought to this region. I have kept a few stickers back in my shop to help pay for the free ones. I am also running a last-minute crowdfunder here to raise funds for anti-Shell billboard, placard, and t-shirt printing while I’m here. After my first visit to the Niger Delta in 2023, Ogoni climate activists asked me to create a Niger Delta Hell Bus to support their activities and provide a backdrop for their protests against the fossil fuel industry. I made the bus later that year and donated it to Ogoni environmental activists. It has been running ever since, although it is showing signs of wear-and tear. The next major protest is on the 10th November 2025, a peaceful march to the Shell HQ in Port Harcourt to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the execution of the Ogoni Nine. This march and vigil happens every year, mobilising tens of thousands of Ogoni people. I’ve come back to document the anniversary and film a new documentary about Shell’s crimes in the region and their attempts to avoid responsibility for almost 70 years of rampant destruction, oppression, and murder.
NEW SHOP STUFF

I’ve got a few new things in the shop, including this ACAB / SEGA cap (and hoodie!) an Eat the Rich jumper, a Don’t Believe Everything Billionaires Tell You newspaper delivery bag.
HAPPY EASTER

I’ve been meaning to repaint this idea I sketched out years ago for a long time and I finally got round to it! I’m printing it as an Easter card or an A3 poster, which you can order here. (Shipping in approx 5 days time) See the original sketch below.
RED TORY IS A FEELING PATCH
I made some iron-on patches to update my Tory is a Feeling t-shirts to reflect the Tories currently in power. You can buy a patch by itself from my website shop but until Xmas and orders of these shirts gets one included for free. Link in bio! And to think we could have had President Sanders and Prime Minister Corbyn and yet these centrist neoliberal ghouls had to throw everything they could muster at stopping that from happening, and instead facilitated the rise of Johnson and Trump. 🥀
NEW STICKER PACKS

I’ve had some new stickers printed and am reorganising my sticker sets (sticker set 1 above) as I write this! I’m also making a new sticker set of low-cost protest stickers for those who like to do a bit of public stickering (see below). The new sets are be available here. Sticker set 2 Protest sticker set
LIES BOX

While attempting to clear out my studio I found a few left over art boxes from the Werbepause subvertising exhibition I co-curated in Berlin in 2022. The NUKE box, below, has been on my website shop before, a limited edition of 70. But there were substantially fewer LIES boxes, only enough for an edition of 12 so to make it fair I’m only offering them for sale from 18:00 today. One per person! Order here.
HELL BUS BOOK

The Hell Bus book arrived back from the printers. I’m so happy with how it turned out. It’s 84 pages of all my work since 2017 on Shell and oil company greenwashing. Including some examples of real Shell marketing that seem like parodies themselves. The Hell Bus Book Buy Now
HELL BUS BOOK – PREORDER!

I’m close to finishing work on a book that compiles everything I’ve done on the Hell Bus and adjacent anti-Shell projects into a single publication. My hope is that sales of this can help keep the Hell Bus on the road for the foreseeable future. I’ll post a few sample pages below. The book will be ready to ship in the first month of July. But if you preorder now you’ll get some extra free stickers with your copy! The Hell Bus Book Buy Now
FUCKS SAKE

Made some new badges for my shop. Sort of like an automated email reply but for real life. As modelled by me, below:
DON’T BELIEVE BILLIONAIRES MUG

Had some new mugs printed up with my ‘Don’t Believe Everything Billionaires Tell You’ design Available here: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/don-t-believe-everything-billionaires-tell-you-ceramic-mug
SEGA/ACAB

I sent a £2000 donation to Netpol: The Network for Police Monitoring today from funds raised from selling these SEGA/ACAB badges (and stickers). If you want one you can order here. The rest of my enamel badges are available here: Enamel Pin Badges Buy Now
BARBENHEIMER

Bit late for this but I’m getting some stickers made up. Order em here: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/i-am-become-plastic-clear-sticker
HEAD OF STATE

I designed some commemorative stamps for the coronation. Available here. Edition number of 374, (the number of years since the last Charles was beheaded) Beheaded King Stamp – Limited Edition Prints Buy Now
IN CLIMATE EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Please don’t stick these stickers on digital ad spaces. Available here.
MISPRINTED SEDITIOUS COINS

Had some beheaded Charles commemorative coins made for the coronation but there was a mix up at the factory and they’ve come back with ‘God will not save the Queen’ on the reverse. If you want one of them I’m doing them at a discount in my shop while they’re being remade, select ‘Misprint coin’. Anyone waiting on their God Will not Save the King’ coins, please bear with me, I’m expecting they’ll be with me and ready to ship next month!
HORNY FOR MODEL TRAINS

Making things for the Museum of Neoliberalism gift shop and had a few of these Hornby model train badges made up. Available here.
JESUS CHRIST VAN HIRE

A few people asked if I was doing prints of my Jesus Christ Van Hire poster that appeared on the tube a little while back so I decided to do a small A5 print run of them for £17 each. You can order here.
COMMEMORATIVE COIN

I made a commemorative coin. Available in my shop.
NOT SPORTS DIRECT MUGS

Had some of these pint-sized mugs printed up. Perfect for casting aspersions on the drink choices of people in your vicinity. Also Not a Sports Direct mug. Fits a pint of any liquid you choose. Get one from my shop.
NEW PATCHES

Turn any old piece of clothing into a grossly negligent corporation uniform. Available in my shop.
2020

Last day in the studio before xmas so made this. Backdrop painting is borrowed off the internet, and the gravestone I carved into is a scale model originally made by Emma Rose-Dade for our Action Man: Battlefield Casualties films.
NEW T-SHIRTS

Available in my shop. 1st class and special delivery options available for pre-xmas last minute buying
SUPPORT LOCAL SHOPS

New stickers arrived from the printers today. Available here.
THE MARKET FINDS A WAY

I made some new enamel badges based on the classic movie about health & safety and the dangers of deregulated free markets. Available from my shop.
JIGSAW JIGSAW

If you’d like to populate your nightmares, or the nightmares of your loved ones, with the endless frustration of a recursive jigsaw jigsaw, I’ve started a Kickstarter to get these made up: www.kickstarter.com/projects/darrencullen/jigsaw-jigsaw EDIT: Below is the original mockup
AD SPACE HACK PACK ORDERS

If you’re still waiting on an Ad Space Hack Pack order please bear with me, it had 400+ orders, far more than I was prepared for, so been working through the backlog. Two post bags gone out this week, waiting on key restock then will post the last 100 envelopes out next week latest. I’ve taken the listing off my shop because I reached quite a bit past the limit of what I can afford to refund. I may add them again once I clear the backlog. I’ll be posting photos as they come in here.
NEW POSTCARDS

Got a new set of postcards printed. You can pick them up in my shop. Please note 2nd class delivery is taking up to two weeks now due to the post office’s reduced capacity during the pandemic.
NEW SHIRTS/JUMPERS

New Eat The Rich screen printed t-shirt and sweater, and a Need The Toilet? shirt are available in my shop.Printed on ethically made, carbon-neutral garments, that are actually really fucking nice too. Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives labels. And a free sticker! #Class #Daft
NEW STICKERS

New sticker set, including a new larger Hell sticker. Available individually, or as a pack, from my shop.
THANK YOU FOR THE THANK YOU CARD CARD

My new contribution to the economy. Available in the shop.
EAT THE RICH

New limited edition screenprint t-shirt. Rather than print a ton of shirts and hope they sell, I’m offering this design as preorder only until the 2nd June. More details here.
