Tag AI
CHATGPT SUICIDE MACHINE
New anti-chatbot ad that has started appearing on the London transport network. LLM chatbots like ChatGPT have been responsible for dozens of confirmed suicides, murders and serious mental health crises, particularly involving children and young people. Any product that is this dangerous to young people would normally be nowhere near a classroom. And would likely be banned outright. But thanks to the cult-like AI-hype that has consumed the brains of our government and corporate leaders, they only want more integration of these products into education, not less. If you’d like to print a copy or two of this poster you can download the file below:
THE SLOP REVOLUTION
These are the anti-AI slop pin-badges I’ll be sending out with all the chatGPT Magic 8 Ball pre-orders very soon. Patches and stickers are on the way too. If you’d like a badge by itself I’ve also made them available in my shop. And if you’re an artist or musician and want to protect your work against tech-bros ripping you off I recommend putting your work through anti-AI software before posting it online.
CHATGPT MAGIC-8 BALL
After much research and development I have finally made an offline version of ChatGPT. Now you can save water and electricity while carrying one of the world’s most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket. Have every whim affirmed with up to 20 of the most popular ChatGPT responses. Smooth your brain into a frictionless hypermind capable of instant regurgitation via a corporate flattery and theft engine.
AI OVERVIEW
Small addition to a Google AI Overview advert featuring some genuine responses that have been given by this ‘service’. “AI” is a problem looking for a solution it can make more complicated. Nobody wants this stuff inserted into every crevice of their digital lives. LLMs have some limited use cases sure, but no “inevitable” revolutionary technology in history has required this level of foisting on the public. It’s very reminiscent of Meta’s long-running ad campaign for its multi-billion dollar VR Metaverse, which would fantasise about ways in which it might be useful or popular, one day! If it was that useful I would be using it, and big tech wouldn’t feel the need to shove it down my throat and hit me over the head with their pipe dreams about how these products could one day be useful and even profitable.
THEFT IS LEGAL
AI corporations are putting all their chips on railroading legislators around the world to prevent regulation of the industry long enough so they can figure out a way of making their businesses profitable, no matter what the cost to culture, society, the planet, or even to the precious economy they claim to love. Unfortunately most leaders are easily bamboozled about new technology and the utopian claims of tech-fantasist snake oil salesmen like Sam Altman and Elon Musk. OpenAI is not going to create a super intelligent god on earth, it’s going to basically make a new version of Google, another fucking advertising platform, and they’re going to destroy the internet and human culture in order to do so. As a proposition that doesn’t sound worth it, but if you frame it as an inevitable fourth industrial revolution that will solve every problem from cancer to global warming and provide unlimited amounts of everything you could ever want, then politicians start to lap it up.
ARTIFICIAL AI
The Mechanical Turk was a machine built in 1770, at the start of the Industrial Revolution, that supposedly beat Napoleon and Benjamin Franklin at chess. It toured for 84 years before being destroyed in a fire and, although many suspected it was a scam, it was only revealed to have been a hoax as late as 1834. It seems obvious now, but it was essentially a box with a person inside. Today, we call this the AI revolution. AI is one of the most hyped technologies of my lifetime, and yet its real-world results either don’t work, are inaccurate, annoying, and/or thoroughly depressing. Supposedly fully-automated AI-tech is frequently revealed to be no more than thousands of low-paid workers in a trench coat.
RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION
This is so bizarre. A pro-Kremlin telegram channel has shared fake screenshots of news sites reporting that I had put up this fake Princess Diana graffiti *in support the racists* in the recent UK race riots! Obviously this is not my work and the quote below is the polar opposite of my views on immigration. The channel regularly posts disinformation about the UK.
ROBOT JOBS
To celebrate President Trump’s commitment to creating thousands of manufacturing jobs for American robots once he assumes office, I’m doing 20% off this new limited edition print until the date of his inauguration, use the code DJTRUMP https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/american-jobs-for-american-robots-limited-edition-giclee-print (after the inauguration I’ll only be accepting payments in survival rations and radiation sickness pills.)
DRONE WARS
To celebrate the UK’s burgeoning military drone program I designed a logo for all the loyal and dedicated robots out there destroying humans on our behalf. Inevitably I also put it on a t-shirt, which you can get from the EU store or N. America store. The image also features in a piece about drone/robot warfare in the deluxe edition of Join the Army. #BeTheMeat #Military #Robots
