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FRESH HELL

After Shell backed down from suing me and in solidarity with the #FrackFreeFour, I’m now selling this limited edition Hell t-shirt to raise money for anti-fracking campaign groups Reclaim The Power and Frack Off (UK). 100% of profits will be split between those two groups. Get yours here. #Shell

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ACAB

Some press about the ‘ACAB’ book I have work in, published by Dog Section Press, which launches Thursday 1st Feb. – VICE article. Book available here for £2: http://dogsection.org/press/acab/Launch party/exhibition: https://www.facebook.com/events/2046502032289136 The ‘We’re Here to Help’ image is available as a print here.

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REAL FAKE OYSTER CARD

Waste everyone’s time, including your own, with this instantly unconvincing Fake Oyster Card sticker kit. Stick it over your real Oyster card so it looks like a fake Oyster card, even though it still works like a real Oyster card. There you have it. Why would you do this? Don’t ask me. You bought it. From here, remember?

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POSTER SALE

I have two distinct yet connected problems: I don’t have enough money to pay my studio rent next month and I have too many posters of daft drawings clogging up the same studio. If you would like a poster in exchange of some cash towards my studio rent you can have a meaty 35% discount, just use the code STUDIORENT for 35% off all posters in my shop until 8th August. Click here for the shop. If you’re extra lovely you can back me on Patreon here.

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FLYING ANT DAY

The greetings card industry is out of control, but what better way to celebrate Flying Ant Day than with this official Flying Ant Day greetings card? Available here: https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/happy-flying-ant-day-cardIf Flying Ant Day has already happened in your area this year, don’t worry, you can always buy a card or ten to have ready for next year’s celebrations.

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NEW FURY

The Daily Mail is FURIOUS that JEREMY CORBYN didn’t come round my house and stop me drawing this anti-army recruitment comic back in 2013, the same comic that has the full SUPPORT of VETERANS for Peace UK. Even worse, I wrote SICK TWEETS about how Corbyn is GOOD in the PAST WEEK. Scientific proof, if science were even real, that CORBYN HATES TROOPS. The Sun got hold of it too. I’ve posted a screen grab below as well as the text from the Mail article if you’d rather not give them ad revenue. Daily Mail commenters occasionally put the hatred to one side to marvel instead at the nature of time and existence.

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CHRISTMAS CARDS

Once more I bring christmas cards to spread doom among your acquaintances and co-workers. £1.50 each or £9 for a pack of 12 inc. black envelopes. Click here to buy. I also have these larger A5 size cards of my Akira Nativity illustration. They’re £3 each including red envelopes, also available in packs. Click here to order.

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BIG COMIC BOOK

I have some work in this anthology of comics about class which you can order through this crowdfunding page for the next 10 days. Including a reward level which gets you one of my beheaded Queen stamps. 200 pages, 60 artists, put together and edited by the excellent Sam Wallman. Get it gotten. UPDATE: Crowdfunder has ended but you can order the book here.

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FAKE REAL OYSTER CARD

Turn your real Oyster card into a fake Oyster card with this convincingly pointless sticker kit. Available here. Cover each side of the card with the hard-wearing vinyl sticker, cut off the overlapping edges with the supplied scalpel and you’re all set to mildly confuse your friends, fellow commuters and ticket inspectors for no discernible reason.

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JOIN THE ARMY REPRINT

I recently had my ‘Join the Army‘ comic reprinted and it looks even better than the first run. I’ve uploaded the Iraq Bayeux Tapestry for those who haven’t yet seen it, which covers the outside of the comic. The book (costs: £7/£10) available to buy direct here. 10% of every sale goes to Veterans for Peace UK. Speaking of which, I was at the Veterans for Peace UK Annual Conference on Saturday and they had a panel of former IRA volunteers and ex-British Army soldiers talking about their previous work trying to kill each other and their current work with each other combating sectarianism and healing divisions in Northern Ireland. This is what a peace process looks like. It was powerful stuff. The VfP UK conference just gets better every year, I seriously recommend you come to the public event next November if you’re at all interested in this type of thing. I’ve been working with Veterans for Peace UK and the director Price James on an upcoming short film based on my Action Man: Battlefield Casualties. It’s going to be something else. I can’t wait. #Army #Military

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JOIN THE ARMY

My anti-army recruitment comic ‘Join the Army‘ has now SOLD OUT. Thanks to everyone who bought a copy! I’ve been working with Veterans for Peace UK and director Price James on a series of short films based on the Action Man: Battlefield Casualties poster which came with the deluxe edition of the book. We’re going to start production soon and they should be online by the summer. They’re going to make you feel sick. #BeTheMeat #Military

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CHRISTMAS CREEPS UP EARLY

Here’s an image from my range of appalling Christmas Cards. You can order yours here. They’re £1.50 each or £9 for 12. I’m also doing fairly regular stall every Saturday in the school yard off Broadway Market, London Fields, in case you’re in the area. From 10am until sunset. I’m going to try and finish some new Christmas related work over the next week or so. Keep your eyes peeled open.

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ESOTERIC PRODUCTS

Mark Tolson and I made these esoteric products for our Mystic Mark Shop. The above Homeopathic Gullibility Cure, “gets to work after only a single gulp, instantly re-energising your incredulity chakras. By building a skeptical particle wall around your naïvety gland it’s also effective at stopping quantum mechanical trickery.” And below, Ghost Cheese is especially churned from the ectoplasm of free-range spirits, (*May contain traces of demons) If you like any of this we also write a monthly ‘astrology’ column for The Skinny magazine in the North and Scotland. They’re all online here. #MysticMark

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PATRIOTIC PRINTER PROBLEM

The printers have refused to print my anti-army comic “having seen the content of your artwork”. This leaves me in a bit of a situation as they were the only printers I’ve been able to find who can print and fold an A5 20 page concertina booklet. I’m currently looking at French printers, as they’re less likely to refuse a job on the grounds that it insults the British Army. It is of course utterly maddening that a printer would refuse to print something they disagree with politically, but obviously I understand that legally and commercially they have right to decline whichever job they like. I do think however that this incident says something about the way people regard the army as an almost holy institution and therefore what I’m doing as a kind of blasphemy. For now I’ve decided to put back the launch of the comic until the 26th of September. Hopefully I’ll be able to sort something soon even if I have to fold each comic by hand. If you happen to know a large format printer that might be able to help me on this please email me: darren@spellingmistakescostlives.com or leave a message in the comments. Thanks. #Military #BeTheMeat

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BIRTHDAY CARD

Here comes Mr. Time with a special birthday message about the inevitability of death and the impossibility of permanence! Celebrate the steady march of entropy with this easily disposable card made from the mashed wood pulp of once living trees. Look forward with a smile to the obliteration that awaits us all and everything we have ever known. Available to buy here

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SHAPE SHIFTING LIZARD SKIN CREAM

Mark Tolson and I developed this Shape Shifting Lizard Skin Cream for our Mystic Mark Etsy shop. From the description: Shapeshifting from lizard to human form is great for controlling Earth so you can mine gold to save your dying homeworld, but it’s not so great for your skin. When you’re juggling appointments and global depopulation deadlines, you don’t have time for an exhaustive skincare regime, especially after you’ve been up all night sodomising infants on a blood-soaked altar. That’s why there’s new Hypoallergenic Shapeshifting Lizard Skin Cream, for the hard-working reptilian overlord who wants to crush the human race AND look great. Revitalise dry cracked scales with the nutrifying formula, penetrating your watertight, abrasive epidermis with vitamin-enriched micro-molecules. Never again spend hours removing crusty nodules from your armoured eyelids or sandblasting your segmented underbelly. Instead, spend your life-cycle on the things that really matter to you: eating babies, manipulating financial markets and basking on rocks in the warm glow of Earth’s home star. Whichever form you’ve taken, simply lather the cream onto tough lizard scales or weak and thin human tissue. The vitamin E rich formula gets to work fast, leaving your external membrane hard, reinforced and radiant. Start each day with that “just-shed-skin” feeling! More Mystic Mark stuff on facebook or tumblr. #MysticMark #Conspirituality

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