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AVAILABLE IN ALL BAD BOOKSHOPS

I made an alternative cover for the new JK Rowling/Robert Galbraith novel, The Toilet Constable, coming soon to a bookshop near you. You can download the print file below, it requires A2 size or larger paper. PRINT FILE: The Toilet Constable book cover.pdf Download PDF • 11.54MB
PRIVATISATION DOES IT AGAIN
READ MOREPRIVATISATION DOES IT AGAINHELL BUS CARBON OFFSET SCHEME

Congratulations to Pam Slack for winning the raffle to be the Hell Bus offset certificate recipient for 2024! They’ll offset the CO2 generated by the Hell Bus driving around England for a year by not buying a bus and not driving the bus they didn’t buy around England for a year.
STORMZY SOLD OUT

As Israel ramped up it’s genocide in Gaza, bombing civilians indiscriminately and cutting off food and water to 2.2 million people, McDonalds in Israel gave out free food to soldiers doing the killing and offered a 50% discount to anyone taking part in the massacre. In response, the Palestinian Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions (BDS) Movement called for a boycott of McDonald’s. McDonalds Malaysia responded with a $1.3 million lawsuit against the BDS campaign.
SWAN-EATING KINGS

These Royal announcements related to the King’s dinner have started appearing in parks across London. You can download a printable copy of the announcement below. Swan Eating Announcement.pdf Download PDF • 3.01MB
COCA-COLA: “REUSE – REDUCE – BURN”

I spotted these stickers on the caps of Coca-Cola bottles in my local supermarket. Coca-Cola is the world’s largest plastic polluting company and over half of UK plastic “recycling” is exported to be burned or dumped abroad. The focus on “recyclability” of plastics is a marketing greenwash strategy. Most plastic is never recycled and is either burned or dumped in the global south where it breaks down over years and centuries into irremovable micro plastic pollution that is making its way into our environment, food, bodies and bloodstreams. Coke is also the target of a BDS boycott for operating factories on stolen Palestinian land, and a boycott called by workers of bottling plants in South America whose union organisers have been tortured and murdered by the company. If anyone wants a sheet of these stickers (in red and black) you can order them at cost price here: https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/please-export-me-to-be-burned-abroad-coca-cola-bottle-stickers
DAILY MAIL / UK LAWYERS FOR ISRAEL

According to the Daily Mail I’ve been reported to the British police by “UK Lawyers for Israel” for designing the BDS supermarket labels (available to download and print here). Y’know how you wait ages for one awful institution full of bastards to have a go and then three come along at once? I only just found out about this today since the Daily Mail article came out on Xmas eve. The police haven’t been in touch yet although I don’t really expect anything to come from it. This “UK Lawyers for Israel” is the same group that campaigned to have artwork made by Gazan children removed from a London hospital (see below). Which apparently they were “delighted to report”. And the same group who invited extremists from pro-illegal settler campaign group Regavim to speak in the UK. According to PSC, Regavim was cofounded by an Israeli government MP who is “notorious for homophobic remarks, describing LGBT+ Jews as “beasts”, defended violence by Jewish settlers against Palestinians and suggested that Ahed Tamimi, then a 17 year old Palestinian girl arrested for preventing an Israeli soldier illegally entering her home, should be shot in the knee caps.” Well they certainly all sound like lovely people have a firm grasp of the difference between right and wrong. This has all given me a nudge to get more labels available for download, which I’ll be doing this week! I’ll post about them in my story. I’m also now posting updates on my artwork and links in my new Telegram channel.
BDS SUPERMARKET

Anti-apartheid supermarket price tags for products covered by the BDS boycott (Boycott Divestment and Sanctions). These are Sainsbury's (and currently Sabra) specific but I plan to make them for other supermarkets and products and they'll all be available to download and print below.
In the UK the Sabra and Yarden hummus brands are made by Osem, an Israeli company. In the US there is a different Sabra brand which according to the BDS website is "a joint venture between PepsiCo and the Strauss Group, an Israeli food company that provides financial support to the Israeli army."
NESTLE: HAVE A BREAK?

Had some of these Nestle Child Slave stickers made up that fit nicely on the front of a KitKat. Inspired by Nestle bringing a court case last year to prevent former child slaves who produced Nestle chocolate from suing the company in the US. Order here.
HELL @ SCIENCE MUSEUM
Project from last year where I installed additional exhibits in the Shell sponsored carbon capture (CCS) exhibition at The Science Museum in London. Massive thanks to everyone who helped record this project.
QATAR PANINI DEAD WORKER STICKER ALBUM

Video about my Qatar World Cup sticker project I’ve been working on for the last few months. I printed 6500 stickers and distributed many of them resealed in sticker packs and returned to shops, dropped into sticker albums on shop shelves and generally left around the place. I’ve made the stickers available to buy from my website to avoid anyone going and giving Panini any more money in an attempt to find these stickers. I’ll be donating any profits to a suitable charity, which I’ve yet to find (any suggestions for one that supports migrant worker families would be appreciated)
CARBON CAPTURE AT THE SCIENCE MUSEUM – BROUGHT TO YOU BY SHELL

Some impromptu new exhibits appeared today as part of the Shell-sponsored carbon capture exhibition at the Science Museum, London. I thought it was weird that an exhibition about carbon capture, paid for by an oil company, didn’t once mention that 81% of all the carbon *ever* captured by this technology has been used by oil companies and pumped back into oil wells to help extract more oil. Seems like a significant omission (ok yes we can call it a ‘carbon omission’) Also thought it was weird that the exhibition didn’t mention that oil corporations are some of the biggest investors in carbon capture and storage (CCS) technology. No doubt because of how useful it is to them in getting more oil out of the ground, while being able to pass it off as a ‘green technology’ for tax breaks and marketing purposes. But now at least, for a time, the Science Museum exhibition does mention those things, as well featuring a great new idea about a super useful product to turn all that captured carbon into.
DIGITAL AD SPACE EFFICIENCY RATING

I made some Energy Efficiency Rating stickers for digital advertising spaces to let the public know just how much electricity these things burn through per year. You can get four stickers for £1 from my shop: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/product-page/energy-efficiency-rating-sticker-for-digital-ad-spaces (For legal/research purposes only obvs)
HELL BUS AT SHELL HQ

I brought the Hell Bus down to Shell HQ today with Joe Lycett. Parked it outside for almost an hour while the staff inside went into a self-imposed lockdown. The bus was being filmed for a new documentary Joe is making about Shell’s greenwashing PR, which will be out later this month. More details when I have them! The bus will be going to Glasgow for COP26 at the end of the month, and the exhibition inside is still under construction. I’m posting regular updates of my DIY nightmares over on my Instagram story.
PRIVATISED PAVEMENTS

Privatised pavements now allow pedestrians more choice in selecting their level of safety and convenience when crossing the road. This project was possible thanks to my backers on Patreon who’ve enabled me to get a 3D printer. Massive thanks for the support!
DON’T TALK TO THEM – POLICE PROTEST SIGN

SPIES IN BLUE BIBS ‘Blue bib’ police liaison officers are the friendly face of the police at protests in the UK, but their purpose goes beyond simple amiable chats with protesters. Their job is to gather information about you and…
FLAG SHAGGING

Not really my type of thing but I try not to kink shame people who are into flags. Stay safe out there! UPDATE: 28/08/24:
AD NAUSEA – STICKER KIT

I made this Ad Nausea sticker kit for easily adding thoughts of existential dread to the inhabitants of public advertisements. Available here: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/shop Based on my Ad Nausea project: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/adnausea The thought bubbles are also available as a free download from that page.
MCDONALDS TOUCHSCREEN

I made some stickers that people have been sticking on McDonalds touchscreens. While I’m obliged to remind those people that breaking the law is illegal, I should also remind you that the stickers are available from my online shop at cost price of 20p each.
DSEI

The world’s largest arms fair, DSEI, which opened in London today, just accidentally retweeted my post about the Royal Navy launching “Become A Suicide Bomber” recruitment ads. More details about this project: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/suicidebomber Fake Royal Navy recruitment website I made: www.royalnavy.org.uk Stop the Arms Fair www.stopthearmsfair.org.uk
PINKWASHING

Surprisingly honest sign outside Sainsbury’s. The only thing a corporation can ever proudly support is their ability to make profit. To them, social issues are merely PR opportunities to drive sales and enrich investors. Particularly fucking annoying about the original sign is the tie-in with Sainsbury’s 150 year anniversary, making it look like they’ve been supporting LGBT+ rights for 150 years.
GRASS

Outside Lewisham police station, London.
DEFUND THE DAILY MAIL

I started adding these stickers to the products of companies who help fund racist propaganda by advertising in the Daily Mail. If you’d like to get involved, you can download & print your own stickers or order pre-printed stickers here. The Daily Mail is one of the most vicious and dangerous purveyors of racist propaganda in the UK, and that danger spreads globally through its website. But like the rest of the media, the Mail’s ability to churn out racial hatred, misogyny and anti-LGBT bigotry is only made possible by the support of its advertisers. I started adding these stickers to the products of companies who help fund racist propaganda by advertising in the Daily Mail. If you’d like to get involved, you can download & print your own stickers or order pre-printed stickers here. The Daily Mail is one of the most vicious and dangerous purveyors of racist propaganda in the UK, and that danger spreads globally through its website. But like the rest of the media, the Mail’s ability to churn out racial hatred, misogyny and anti-LGBT bigotry is only made possible by the support of its advertisers.
REAL FAKE OYSTER

REPOST: I made these Fake Oyster Card stickers to put over your real Oyster card so it looks fake but still works. It’s a massive waste of everyone’s time, including yours, and you can get it in the shop. #Daft
MINI DAILY MAIL GIVEAWAY

Get a copy here: www.minidailymail.co.uk. I’ve been handing out these hand-drawn miniature Daily Mail newspapers on the streets of Liverpool. The project was inspired by the departure of Paul Dacre as editor of the Mail, a toxic influence on British life for 26 years. The Daily Mail is without doubt one of the most racist, sexist and homophobic far-right publications on the market, beaten only by the BNP annual newsletter.
DROP THE METRO

The Metro newspaper is owned by the Daily Mail and every copy that’s picked up helps financially support the UK’s most extreme right-wing publication, (second only to the BNP annual newsletter.) As part of my residency with RRU News I’ve had 2000 of these stickers printed that you can help me add to Metro distribution points around the country. Hopefully these might make some people think twice about picking one up. If you’d like some stickers, they’re free +p&p. Get them here. #News #Subvertising
ADVERTISING TERROR

Video made by RRU news about the first project I completed during my residency with them in Liverpool. More details on the project page.
THAT SUN

As part of my artist residency with RRUNews in Liverpool, I’ve updated The Sun’s advertising rate card. The card sets out a new pricing system for advertisers, in which they can pay more to have their advert placed directly next to the most attention grabbing terror stories. See the full card at: thatsun.co.uk These leaflets were sent out to over 200 people working in the marketing departments of The Sun’s biggest advertisers.
KREUZPFLICHT
READ MOREKREUZPFLICHTREAL FAKE OYSTER CARD

Waste everyone’s time, including your own, with this instantly unconvincing Fake Oyster Card sticker kit. Stick it over your real Oyster card so it looks like a fake Oyster card, even though it still works like a real Oyster card. There you have it. Why would you do this? Don’t ask me. You bought it. From here, remember?
AD NAUSEA

Nihilistic thought bubble quotes added to advertising billboards, mostly in Munich in 2017/18 PHOTOS
LOST

Been putting these up around the place. #Terrorism #Empire #Military
FAKE OYSTER CARD

It took awhile but I finally got the RFID chip out of an Oyster card and put it inside my own fake cardboard Oyster for use on the London transport system. #Daft
OLYMPIC FLAME EBAY AUCTION – VICE INTERVIEW

Here’s an interview I did with roving reporter Billie JD Porter for Vice about my Olympic Flame eBay Auction.
OLYMPIC FLAME

In response to the daft spectacle of the Olympic torch being paraded through the streets of Britain to drum up indifference towards the London 2012 games, I decided to sell a flame taken from this torch on the popular tat engine, eBay. I felt like this was an entirely appropriate way to celebrate the greed and nonsense of the games, which is essentially a glorified & intensely commercial throwing and running contest. A kind of Sports Day for adults, but with businessmen watching from the sidelines instead of parents. So I started selling fire on Ebay. UPDATE: The auction has since been cancelled and Ebay have placed an indefinite selling restriction on my account because they are “not comfortable” with my “business model”.
