Tag Toilet Jokes
AVAILABLE IN ALL BAD BOOKSHOPS

I made an alternative cover for the new JK Rowling/Robert Galbraith novel, The Toilet Constable, coming soon to a bookshop near you. You can download the print file below, it requires A2 size or larger paper. PRINT FILE: The Toilet Constable book cover.pdf Download PDF • 11.54MB
NEVER NEED THE TOILET TOO

Been getting requests for a new colourway of my sold out “Never Need the Toilet” print which has inexplicably been one of the most popular editions I’ve made so far. So I’m releasing this new edition on my website shop. I’ve switched the red and yellow and added in a second nipple which was missing from the original illustration. One of my favourite reactions to this image was when someone asked “I’ve been laughing about this for a few weeks now, can you tell me why it’s funny?”
WATER CYCLE

40 years of privatisation presents…
NOT SPORTS DIRECT MUGS

Had some of these pint-sized mugs printed up. Perfect for casting aspersions on the drink choices of people in your vicinity. Also Not a Sports Direct mug. Fits a pint of any liquid you choose. Get one from my shop.
TERFS HATE WHALES

You may remember I painted the below image last year and auctioned the original on ebay to raise money for the anti-whale hunting charity Sea Shepherd UK. It was inspired by the actual signs Japanese whalers hold up while they’re being photographed poaching whales in the South Atlantic. But there was a problem; that charity auction was sabotaged, deliberately, and not by a pro-whaler, but by an anti-trans activist who was furious I didn’t want to talk to him about his horrible anti-trans opinions anymore. He put in the highest bid, then refused to pay, all so he could write a negative review, which is deleted by ebay anyway if a bidder doesn’t pay so the whole exercise was pointless and hurt nobody except a few sea creatures. This confused me. What on earth did anti-trans activists have against whales? Do terfs hate whales now too? But then I realised: it’s because the ocean is a gender-neutral toilet, and they’re furious about it. So I decided to do another whale painting (above), and I’ll be auctioning this one off for the UK trans charity Sparkle, as well a re-auctioning the first painting for Sea Shepherd UK. I’m running both auctions on ebay now. 100% of the final selling price goes towards each charity. Links: The Ocean Is A Gender-Neutral Toilet “I’m Okay With This” I’m also doing the gender-neutral toilet image as a limited-edition print with 50% of proceeds going to Sparkle.
MCDONALDS TOUCHSCREEN

I made some stickers that people have been sticking on McDonalds touchscreens. While I’m obliged to remind those people that breaking the law is illegal, I should also remind you that the stickers are available from my online shop at cost price of 20p each.
NEW STICKERS

New sticker set, including a new larger Hell sticker. Available individually, or as a pack, from my shop.
NEW BADGES

New enamel badges in the shop! £5 each.
NEVER NEED THE TOILET

Went back to acrylic paints for this one. Not sure why, but the idea of it has been making me laugh for weeks, so here it is. Hang it up in your break room at work. You can have it as a cheap (£20+) limited edition print if you like from the shop.
