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FAKE OYSTER CARD

It took awhile but I finally got the RFID chip out of an Oyster card and put it inside my own fake cardboard Oyster for use on the London transport system. #Daft
WEEGIE BOARD

I made these Weegie Boards for contacting dead weegies for the Mystic Mark shop I run with Mark Tolson. In case you’re not familiar with the term, a weegie is a type of Glaswegian. The type that asks you what the fuck you’re looking at and always wants 18p for the bus. £40 from here. Mystic Mark on Facebook #Daft #MysticMark
TOPLESS MAYAN CALENDAR 2012

I’ve produced a Topless Mayan Calendar to see in the end of the world in December 2012. I’m printing and assembling them myself on paper I’ve aged for thousands of years in my basement, so for that reason they are £12.20 including postage. More details here, or get yours below. UPDATE: SOLD OUT #NewAge #Conspirituality
