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  • Jul 15, 2014

The glorious story of evolution: you are the apex of a 3.6 billion year unbroken chain of non-virgins.

Okay, maybe not the single-celled ancestors, but let's not split amoebas here.

  • May 31, 2014

All real facts at the time of print. I had to get the fucking scientific calculator out for this shit.

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