Category Drawings

QWERTY

Because the keys on a keyboard are all muddled up and wrong instead of being laid out alphabetically, most people when writing on their computers just hit the buttons in a blind panic and hope for the best, but this is incorrect. The proper technique, used by professionals, is to look up the desired letter in a “keyboard guide” like the one above. This way, by quickly and conveniently following the line to the corresponding button, you can locate the required character on your actual keyboard in a matter of moments, dramatically increasing both your productivity and wellbeing. ‪#‎lifehacks‬ Available as a limited edition print to hang in your work cubicle or home computer room

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NUCLEAR SOLUTIONS

I made this poster as part of the #StopDSEI campaign, which went up alongside a whole load of other posters in 30 bus stops around London, helped in no small part by the wonderful humans at Special Patrols Group. I did an interview with Vice about the project, which you can read here. If you’re interested in subverting an advertising space near you, check out the Ad-Space Hack Pack Strike! Magazine put together. #NuclearWar #Trident

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SYRIA / IRAQ

In case you were confused by the current situation in Syria and Iraq I drew this helpful map to clear up just who’s side everyone is on. When the British government talks about intervening in Syria it would be interesting to know who they actually want to win, seeing as the web of alliances and enemies is now so complex the West appears to be trying to ensure everybody loses.

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JOIN THE ARMY

My anti-army recruitment comic ‘Join the Army‘ has now SOLD OUT. Thanks to everyone who bought a copy! I’ve been working with Veterans for Peace UK and director Price James on a series of short films based on the Action Man: Battlefield Casualties poster which came with the deluxe edition of the book. We’re going to start production soon and they should be online by the summer. They’re going to make you feel sick. #BeTheMeat #Military

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BIOLOGY

In case you ever wondered how the toothbrushes in your bathroom reproduce. It has been observed that, after many months of intermingling between brushes, a mature toothbrush will eventually spread its bristles to allow saliva spores to dribble down the side of the cup and settle around its base. Out of this substrate new toothbrushes will then spring up and grow to full size. By spring, your toothbrush cup will be bustling with a wild array of different toothbrush species, until the point comes that they are culled, plucked by a keen-eyed human and thrown in the bin.

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The Must-Have Toy This Christmas

Multicoloured Bits of Plastic (2014) – I drew this poster as part of my Pocket Money Loans project and eventually turned it into a real toy. ⁠ ⁠ Posters and postcards of this are available from my website shop (link in bio) and I’m considering doing a run of the toys later in the year.⁠ ⁠ “From the movie of the TV show of the book of the board gamer of the rollercoaster of the ice cream”⁠ – that line was inspired by the fact that Pirates of the Caribbean was based on a ride at Disneyland and you can now buy novels based on a film that was based on a ride.⁠ ⁠ Available as a poster and as part of a postcard pack.

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BELOW

Just a reminder that my new comic BELOW is out now. The story of a man sent into the pits of the Earth on a mission of zero importance. It’s just £4 from my shop. In some other mild news, I made the (very) longlists for the British Comic Awards in the Best Comic (for ‘Join the Army’) and Emerging Talent categories. So there. #Comics

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NEW COMIC

Here’s the cover for my new comic BELOW, a bleak sci-fi comedy about mankind’s first subterranean space station. You can order it here. I’ve spent most of the month working on this so that’s why it’s been a bit quiet round here. Launching at Safari Comics Festival this Saturday in London where I’ll be doing a stall of my wares: https://www.facebook.com/events/255312464660716

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ANCESTORS

The glorious story of evolution: you are the apex of a 3.6 billion year unbroken chain of non-virgins. Okay, maybe not the single-celled ancestors, but let’s not split amoebas here. Print available here. #Animals #Science

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