The opposite of a placebo is now available direct to the public! Despite containing no active ingredients whatsoever, Nocebo can cause a wide range of undesirable effects, from nausea to diarrhea, that is because it’s potency lies entirely inside the human brain! Nocebo merely suggests that it is bad for you, your brain and body does the rest! Try Nocebo today! You’ll almost certainly regret it. #Placebo
I did this lovely new painting you might like. I’m planning on exchanging it for human money over at my shop, either as a print, the original painting or a postcard. #Daft #Painting #Porn
In response to the daft spectacle of the Olympic torch being paraded through the streets of Britain to drum up indifference towards the London 2012 games, I decided to sell a flame taken from this torch on the popular tat engine, eBay. I felt like this was an entirely appropriate way to celebrate the greed and nonsense of the games, which is essentially a glorified & intensely commercial throwing and running contest. A kind of Sports Day for adults, but with businessmen watching from the sidelines instead of parents. So I started selling fire on Ebay. UPDATE: The auction has since been cancelled and Ebay have placed an indefinite selling restriction on my account because they are “not comfortable” with my “business model”.
I’ve started selling my own brand of medicine. It’s been proven in trials to be just as effective as the top homeopathic remedies. Get yours here. #Placebo #Science
I’ve been helping Mystic Mark write his monthly ‘Astrology’ column in The Skinny magazine for awhile now, you can find them online here. #Religion #MysticMark
#violenceweek Printable version available for free here: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/35524529/ViolenceWeek2012_300DPI.jpg #Military #Dystopia
The lost episode of Carl Sagan’s Cosmos I edited with Mark Tolson has reached 50,000 views on Youtube. It’s the first time any of my videos have reached that mark so I’m nauseatingly glad. You can watch the video here. And read more unsettling details about The Meat Planet here. #Science #MeatPlanet
I’ve produced a Topless Mayan Calendar to see in the end of the world in December 2012. I’m printing and assembling them myself on paper I’ve aged for thousands of years in my basement, so for that reason they are £12.20 including postage. More details here, or get yours below. UPDATE: SOLD OUT #NewAge #Conspirituality
One page comic based on a horoscope I wrote with Mark Tolson. #Comics #Police #Politics
Over the last few months I’ve been editing together this documentary about The Meat Planet with my old pal Mark Tolson. Unfortunately, it is now completely finished and available to view by small children on the Internet. We have also collated some very important scientific data on The Meat Planet which we have uploaded for your displeasure. #Science #MeatPlanet #Film
I did this for the new Is Tropical fanzine out in a month or so. I’ll let you know. #Religion
Available as a limited edition print, poster and postcard #Science
The new Royal Navy recruitment advert taken to it’s logical conclusion. See also my anti-army recruitment comic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpIwshoceFw #Film
This was part of my Fine Art, (Environmental Art) degree show at Glasgow School of Art. Originally I was going to put up a billboard with Maiden Outdoor, advertising directly to both children and adults, telling them some unsettling truths about Santa Claus. (For more on my justification for this…
Video I made with Will Foster on the first anniversary of the September 11 attacks.
