Depressing Birthday Card

Here comes Mr. Time with a special birthday message about the inevitability of death and the impossibility of permanence!

Celebrate the steady march of entropy with this easily disposable card made from the mashed wood pulp of once living trees. Look forward with a smile to the obliteration that awaits us all and everything we have ever known.

Card size is A5 (21cm x 14.8cm), comes with an envelope and plastic covering.

Thank you for spending some of the few precious moments you have in existence viewing this listing.