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ESOTERIC PRODUCTS

February 12, 2014

Mark Tolson and I made these esoteric products for our Mystic Mark Shop. The above Homeopathic Gullibility Cure, "gets to work after only a single gulp, instantly re-energising your incredulity chakras. By building a skeptical particle wall around your naïvety gland it’s also effective at stopping quantum mechanical trickery." 

 

And below, Ghost Cheese is especially churned from the ectoplasm of free-range spirits, (*May contain traces of demons) 

 

If you like any of this we also write a monthly 'astrology' column for The Skinny magazine in the North and Scotland. They're all online here.
 

 

 

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