SHERBET PIPE
This mind-alteringly tasty SHERBET PIPE was inspired by reading the way child-targeted snack manufacturers/marketers talk about trying to get kids addicted to their products. In particular this bit of copy for Cheetos corn snacks:
Warning! Contents of this bag have been found to be DANGEROUSLY CHEESY®
If exposed to this incredibly delicious substance, look for these signs of cheese-crazed behavior.
- A craving for all things cheesy.
- The inability to share an open bag with others.
- Fingers and tongue constantly orange.
- The unavoidable desire to hug a Cheetah — specifically one named Chester Cheetah®.
If you suffer from any of these symptoms, you, my friend, are officially hooked on the deliciously, DANGEROUSLY CHEESY® taste of CHEETOS® brand Cheese Flavored Snacks! The only cure? A never-ending supply of that cheesy crunch you crave. In case of emergency, immediately get more bags of CHEETOS® brand Crunchy Cheese Flavored Snacks.
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This mind-alteringly tasty SHERBET PIPE was inspired by reading the way child-targeted snack manufacturers/marketers talk about trying to get kids addicted to their products. In particular this bit of copy for Cheetos corn snacks: SEE ALSO
