Turn your real transit card into a fake transit card with this convincingly pointless sticker kit. Now available for other transport networks!

Cover each side of your card with the hard-wearing vinyl sticker, cut off the overlapping edges with a scalpel and you’re all set to mildly confuse your friends, fellow commuters and ticket inspectors for no discernible reason.

I’ve been previously threatened with legal action over the name of the “fake oyster sticker kit” so I had to change the name of the listing. Please note that the fake oyster sticker kit has nothing to do with a real oyster card, it is specifically supposed to be fake and not real.

Please note a previous version of this listing had an option for an included scalpel, this has now been discontinued due to shipping restrictions.