Mark Tolson and I made these esoteric products for our Mystic Mark Shop. The above Homeopathic Gullibility Cure, "gets to work after only a single gulp, instantly re-energising your incredulity chakras. By building a skeptical particle wall around your naïvety gland it’s also effective at stopping quantum mechanical trickery."
And below, Ghost Cheese is especially churned from the ectoplasm of free-range spirits, (*May contain traces of demons)
If you like any of this we also write a monthly 'astrology' column for The Skinny magazine in the North and Scotland. They're all online here.