All I Want for Christmas Card

Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas with this essentially needless and expensive glossy card gift. A small, yet doomed attempt to momentarily satisfy the manufactured desires of a fellow consumer during the annual state-sanctioned festival of want. Compliment larger and more thoughtfully expensive gifts with this smaller cardboard token of your commitment to join the masses each year in an eager nationwide race to empty your bank account and fill your home with the surplus produce of industry.

Card size is A5 (21cm x 14.8cm), comes with a white envelope and plastic covering.