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12 Feb 2013

Mark Tolson and I developed this Shape Shifting Lizard Skin Cream for our Mystic Mark Etsy shop. From the description:

Shapeshifting from lizard to human form is great for controlling Earth so you can mine gold to save your dying homeworld, but it’s not so great for your skin.

When you’re juggling appointments and global depopulation deadlines, you don’t have time for an exhaustive skincare regime, especially after you’ve been up all night sodomising infants on a blood-soaked altar. That’s why there’s new Hypoallergenic Shapeshifting Lizard Skin Cream...

22 Nov 2011

I've produced a Topless Mayan Calendar to see in the end of the world in December 2012. I'm printing and assembling them myself on paper I've aged for thousands of years in my basement, so for that reason they are £12.20 including postage. More details here, or get yours below.


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