This topless version of the Mayan calendar is sure to get your heart racing, just before it is torn from your chest & offered to the gods by a Mayan priest. Includes sizzling swimwear shots of barely legal virgins just before they're ritually sacrificed to help appease Acan’s wrath and promise a fruitful harvest.
Printed on genuine coffee stained paper, assembled by the weathered hands of a bearded man in a windowless room and tied together with bits of twine. Get yours before time runs out.
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