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This is a very special website. Made for little children who don’t have any mummys or daddys. It’s also made for you, punk. So listen up.

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Spelling Mistakes in print:
Carlos Magazine - #4 winter 03 / #5 spring 04
available on Virgin Atlantic Upper Class flights, Paul Smith stores, Zwemmer bookstore, the Serpentine Gallery, Tate Modern and Magma.

Playnice Magazine - next issue
available free in Turkey

Back slaps
Nominated Emap Fanzine Awards 2005 - webzine
Nominated Emap Fanzine Awards 2004 - webzine
Art Prostitute site of the month April 2004

Other publications:
CHRIST™ Magazine - 3 issues
available from Monorail records & Rias Bookshop, Glasgow. And online here

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If you can't see the box above your browser is a sorry piece of shit, but you can email me at the usual address and I'll place you on the mailing list personally, with a special star next to your email.

I like to cut out pictures of celebrities and stick them to my windows. This way, I can pretend that they are just outside waving at me and inviting me round to their place to watch some videos.

I have 8 GCSEs. My name is Darren, and I live in Glasgow.
I also bang drums in Shitdisco and am the editor man of CHRIST magazine

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| Click image for printable version [A4] | Suitable for wallpaper pasting outdoors |
Works well when printed on graph paper and the white border removed.


Poster pasted on side of a bin on Great Western Road, Glasgow.


Horse paper cutout in Maryhill, Glasgow