Hello,
and welcome to September 11™. The no.1 website for September 11 sadness.
Everyone can remember what they were doing when September 11 happened, most
people were in bed sleeping, because it was very late at night, 12:01AM. But
I wasn't, I was up wideawake, fucking my boyfriend.
And
it is something I continued to do for the entire day as the attack happened.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. As the first plane went in, fuck. As the towers collapsed,
fuck, fuck. And when I finally turned on the television late that night and
found out what had happened to all those poor people - I shed a tear. Not
just for the people of America, but because my fanny was really sore aswell.
And
the soreness of my fanny helped me empathize with the pain of the people who
died in the attack. I could feel their pain, right up inside me. It really
hurt. I bled for the people of America that day! But the terrorist attack
on them towers was something that did affect everybody in the world. It affected
the people who died, it affected my mum, if affected me and all of my mates.
It was the most important thing ever.
So that’s why I have put together this fab internet site, with lots
of things to make it even more important that you could ever imagine. Feel
the importance and weep with me. Come on, you can look sadder than that can’t
you! Look fucking sad! Don’t you know how many fucking people died?!
Loads! That’s how many!
