FRIDAY
14th July
I've done nothing on this site for months, its gone rubbish. There is a few things Im working on, but I'm spending so much time on SHITDISCO at the moment I can't get anything finished. We're on TV tonight by the way, Transmission on Channel 4 at 11.30pm. WOOP. Thanks for your patience, I'll build some more entertainments soon. O & I'm accepting submissions for CHRIST #4

MONDAY
21st November


MONDAY
21st November
Forgive my merciless plugging, but my band SHITDISCO released a single today if you wanna go buy it.

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Its out on Fierce Panda. & the shitdisco site is here.

MONDAY
14th November
A few (6) new things in Some Drawings & Text. & while you've got nothing else to do have a look at a website I designed for my good friend and Elvis impersonator: Ricky Aaron.

FRIDAY
4th November
I saw this sign in a motorway service station recently. & we won that Steve Lamacq vote, cheers if you voted.

WEDNESDAY
25th october
Here's a story I wrote before the summer about the proliferation of Fire Engine Party Limos in Glasgow: Ambulance Limo. Its supposed to be satire, but since I wrote it you can now actually, in real life, hire an Ambulance Limo for a hen nght in Glasgow. Sanity is dead.

And if you've got five minutes to kill, why not email a vote for my band, Shitdisco on Steve Lamacq's 'Rebel Playlist.' (lamacq.6music@bbc.co.uk) The track's called Disco Blood and you can listen to it at the bottom of this page.

TUESDAY
11th october
Next Tuesday is the final reading of the ID Card bill in the House of Commons. If you can spare five minutes write to your MP before Sunday and remind them just how bad an idea it all is & ask them to vote against the bill: www.writetothem.com

TUESDAY
13th september
Maybe I'm paranoid, I'm quite sure I am. But can anyone explain to me why this website would recieve 1303 hits from the U.S Military and 1679 hits from the U.S Government in a single month? Click here to see the statistics. And there's some new press in the Santa section.

THURSDAY
11th august

A new section, the 3D Refreshing Advert Blast. If you have a pair of red/cyan 3D glasses, get them on your face at once. Its a feast for the eyes and ears, although there may be some waiting involved for low speed internet users. CHRIST™ issue #2 is now free online. And the message board is working again.

TUESDAY
2nd august
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CHRIST™ issue #3 is now available to buy online, just £1.90 UK and £2.20 worldwide inc.p&p. Click here. There's more pages and better laughing. You'd have to be blind or dead not to buy it. And 50p from every copy sold goes to NO2ID, the anti-ID card and national identity register campaign.

MONDAY
11th july
I've fallen a bit behind with my plans for new stuff on the site. Just spent the last week up at Gleneagles and Stirling for the G8 summit having a marvelous time shouting, dancing and drumming surrounded by thousands of nervous police who were just itching to crack some skulls. We came back to Glasgow on Friday and blockaded a couple of bridges over the clyde. You may have seen me on the news scuffling with a policeman after he nabbed my drumstick and snapped it infront of my very eyes. I may even be able to get it online for you to view. It was the best week ever and if you missed it - you've got poos on your head.

MONDAY
27th june
I updated the press in the Santa section, now there's the news coverage from when the billboard went up as well as a couple more things from when it was originally banned. Anti-Santa xmas cards are on their way. I've had a disaster with the printing of CHRIST #3 as the printers can't print on newsprint anymore. I'll see what I can do. And I got a 2.1 in my Fine Art degree, which ain't so bad.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS AND FLASH ARTISTS: I need some help with a flash beat em up game that's going to be fucking amazing. I just need some help with code and character animation. It's nothing like those shitty pieces of shit you get with celebrities fighting each other on the internet. I can't say much more, but trust me, it'll be good. Email me if you're interested and i'll let you know more details.

MONDAY
13th june
I got a 'beaut' of a photograph (thanks to Neil) before the Santa billboard came down and there's also a shot of the billboard at night. in the Santa: "I Killed Jesus" section.

That's me all finished today for the degree show. If you wanna look, it starts on the 18th of June (till the 25th) at the Glasgow School of Art. I'm on the first floor, studio 38.

If you couldn't get on the site last week it was cos of my bandwidth being split up the arse by the 189,000 hits it had in the first two days of the month. All Santa related. It's back to normal now, but I've a few more viewers in Germany. Hello to the Germans! I'll update all the new Santa press soon. CHRIST™ #2 is sold out aswell.

TUESDAY
24th may
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I found another company and the billboard went up this morning. If you like you can use your eyes to look at the photos, which are in the Santa: "I Killed Jesus" bit. If you live in Glasgow and want to go see it, it's on South St./Castlebank St., near Dumbarton Rd. - here's a map.

FRIDAY
20th may
The government looks like its going to try and force its draconian ID card bill through parliament while no one's looking. You can do something about it today by signing the NO2ID petition: www.no2id-petition.net Then get your friends, neighbours and enemies to sign it aswell. You can download a printable petition sheet here. Thanks.

FRIDAY
29th april
It's all been kicking off. Loads more press nonsense. I'll be on Radio Five live at 5:25 and BBC Radio Leeds at 5:50 this afternoon aswell. Fucking madness. Click here for more Santa coverage.

THURSDAY
28th april
The anti-Santa Claus billboard got pulled by the ad company due to the publicity it generated. I'll have more details for ye shortly, but here's the what I have so far: Santa: "I Killed Jesus."

WEDNESDAY
27th april
A bunch more pages in the Sketchbook. I'm getting an anti-Santa Claus billboard put up tomorrow aswell. We're nearing Bruckheimer levels of action these days, and I've got another project about Blowing Up God that I've still to put up. There will be a Santa Claus section on here presently also, next couple o days, and keep your eyes washed and peeled after that...

MONDAY
25th april
This week is TV Turn-Off Week (25th April - 1st May) if you didn't know already. So give it a try, break the addiction and go outside. It's pissing it down with sunshine right now anyway, so: no excuse. New stuff coming this week.

MONDAY
11th april
Apologs for lack of updates. My degree comes to a close in two months and things are fairly hectic. One new thing for you however, although its quality is dubious: Sketchbook.

And I didn't win the fanzine award, but I did manage to drink hundreds of booze. So well done to me.

FRIDAY
25th february
Something new: I done an exhibition with this in this week. Industrial-Entertainment-Complex
[3.2MB] You'll need Quicktime to see it.

I'm off to London on monday for the Emap fanzine awards. Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives has been nominated again and there's a free bar all night, which should be lovely and drinking.

TUESDAY
22nd february
Long live Hunter S. Thompson.
News link.

TUESDAY
30th november
New drawings in Some Drawings and Text including some of my contributions to CHRIST™ fanzine. And if you're interested in stopping the introduction of Identity Cards in the UK, I suggest you do something about it, go to: www.no2id.net

MONDAY
25th october
The site has been down for a week or so, as has my email. So if you sent me anything in that time, send it again. And if I haven’t already made my position clear so far on the forthcoming US 'election', my opinion pretty much amounts to this:

Bog help us all.

FRIDAY
15th october
With governmental warnings being posted through letterboxes like anthrax I present a new item for your browser to nose: Fear Channel.


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