It's not all fun and games when I'm doing stuff for thewafer.co.uk, there's a lot of hard work to be done. For example, here's me arranging a sponsorship deal with my local fishmonger. He wasn't so keen at first, but we had a chat, and after the 12th blow to his already bloodied head, he said that maybe we could work something out.

So now all there is to do is promote the site, I do this by getting people really really drunk on my own hatred and lies, and then tatooing the address of the site on their foreheads. Good eh?

Here's me designing the new look for the site, it takes a lot of design expertise to produce a proffesional looking site, but you do need to experiment with new methods, like spira-doodle.

Then there's loading the site up to the server, that takes quite along time, but my new treadmill means that my slave children can work twice as hard for half the food.

Which is a relief because I'm running out of rats brains and monkey poo.